10 Days of Reprieve
It is unusually quiet in the office today, especially for a Friday. Busy still, yes, but with less commotion, actually a lot less commotion. I wonder, why does today seem so much more chill? The atmosphere doesn’t seem as abrasive or high-strung. So I ask myself, what makes today different than every other Friday (or day for that matter)? What has contributed to this sudden switch???
Switch…
Wait! That’s just it!! Switch is not here. Today marks the beginning of her 10 day vacation. Bless her heart, she needed it, and so did we (and I am not exactly sure who needed it more). I am long overdue for a vacation myself, and although I am not technically the one going on a formal vacation, I feel like I am getting a vacation also, since I am getting a 10 day reprieve from Switch; from her dramatic mood-swings, her anal retentiveness, her sudden outbursts, her narcissistic tendencies, her bouts of random hyperness, her impatient requests-a reprieve from all her Switchy-ness. I know I must come across as a total “B” but I say this all in the fondest way I can, because although Switch gets on my nerves from time to time, I have grown quite tolerant of her, and all my wacky coworkers for that matter. Actually she has become a permanent staple in my day-to-day professional life, it would be weird if she were no longer there to annoy me, we have become one big dysfunctional family.
But, on that note…
Bon Voyage Switch! You take a break from this place and don’t contact us now (no seriously, please do not call us-stay away from this place). And don’t worry about us, this place will still be standing, unscathed by fire, unfortunately so.