Chilly days, shorts and inappropriate comments.

I have a knack for saying inappropriate things, of which I find to be funny. I am also the dorky gal who laughs loudly at corny jokes.

Case and point:

Just the other day, one of our bilateral prosthetic patients came in for an appointment. It was a particularly chilly day. He came in with shorts on and when he checked in at the front desk I greeted him by saying “Well hello Mr. Jones, it is always a pleasure seeing you, but why in the world did you wear shorts? Don’t you know it’s cold outside? You are going to freeze your legs off!!!!!”

Before you ask, YES I did actually say that to the bilateral amputee patient. I am not sure what’s worse- that I actually said that out loud or that I was the one laughing the most and the loudest. 

I am starting to think I need to wear a muzzle.