Tummy Ache
It still amazes me how men can be such babies (you think I would be used to it by now). They get a runny nose and they expect the whole world to stop for them, we women get the flu and are expected to still keep up with the Kardashians. It is such a double-standard!
Most times when I witness them complaining about some minor issue I just grit my teeth and keep my mouth shut. Notice I said MOST TIMES. That is unless their senseless complaining happens to fall on that “special-week” of mine, then all bets are off. I cannot be held responsible for anything I say and I surely cannot promise that someone will not lose a limb!
Eeyore (who is the company’s whiner) has a tendency to push my buttons in this area. I have NEVER in my entire life met a man who is such a baby! It is always something with him; whether he stubs his toe or has the slightest headache, he will make it known. What’s really embarrassing is the way he will mope around the office telling everyone his plight of how his tummy hurts or how he is feeling woozy. I think to myself, you just wait mister, one day you are going to complain to me on the wrong day and this is the response you are going to get from me: